High-Functioning Disaster Tee – Pastel Panic Edition

Ever look completely fine but internally screaming?
Same.
This minimalist tee says what your therapist already knows: you're thriving… just not emotionally.
Left chest print: "high-functioning disaster".
Boxy cut. Soft as denial.
Pairs well with spirals, iced coffee, and pretending to be okay.
⚠️ Warning: may attract fellow chaos beings.
Delulu-certified. Gen Z approved. Crises not included.

100% cotton unisex classic tee.

• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Delulu Drop ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at thedeluludrop@gmail.com or write to us Avenue de France 43, Lausanne, Switzerland.

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